bought a cat I don't want any more, keeps yowling and has bad reflux problem but is an okay cat at times. High maintenance and constantly needs it's litter changed, high protien and fatty diet a must afford for anyone who would take this cat on contract. But not easy to get rid of once it's in your house. Attracts flies and ants if not keept up after and has attachment issues, especially with rearing, though getting it fixed would be a shame.

Pick up only, no returns, it doesn't change easily and is prone to scratch anyone trying to look after it twice anyway. Would not be comfortable at tiffanies, not matter how much you tell it about raining in spain.

Timid, hides in corners if you try to get it out and spits and hisses at you, but please, don't let all this put you off. Just too much to up keep. Very draining, make sure you have health insurance.

Sometimes thinks it's a black dog named Fred. Or a Redbreasted Robin named Redman. Humour it if it does. Or a fem fatal who's husbands name is Roger and has a penchant for Carats. Rename her please, or it might come back if called. Sometimes she thinks she's a boomerang named dirty.

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