We're looking for a "Little Person" to join our basketball team playing in the Doncaster area. The rest of the team is fat, unfit, uncoordinated or otherwise useless. The season starts on Feb 1 2009, and we need you to play just one game minimum. More if you feel like it, but then you will have to pay rego fees and that kind of stuff, likely around the $20-$30 mark. Uniform will be supplied.
Criteria:
- Good sense of humor...well, obviously.
- Knowledge of the basic rules of basketball. Skill not essential, but as long as you know the basics.
- Not easily offended by swearing and the like...some pretty foul mouth guys on the team.
- Dunking ability desireable, but not a pre-requisite.

We promise to limit the number of short jokes to 1 per person per game, and none to close to the bone.

If interested, email me at heafy66@hotmail.com.

• Location: Doncaster
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